| UPDATE: November 20, 2006When I built my | | | | You By?; One day you're 25 years old...and |
| website (humordoctormd), I knew there would | | | | the next day...you're 55 years old and |
| be plenty of humor, because I've been in the | | | | preparing to enter the Old Folks Home. My |
| humor business most of my life. But, I | | | | but, how time flies...what have you done with |
| wanted to address serious issues as well, | | | | your life?* Keeping Up With The Jones' and |
| such as good healthcare; the environment; | | | | the Chaves' (Forget it!); You can't take it |
| encouraging kids to stay in school; and other | | | | with you...so show my your resume. What are |
| issues that were important to me and I hope | | | | you doing for others; the environment; |
| to others, etc. To do this, I had to write | | | | animals/pets...what are you doing? |
| articles on a number of topics, and I placed | | | | |
| them on my website a couple of years ago, and | | | | (Why would I care about 287 bathrooms in a |
| will continue to do so.From: 8/06 to 11/06 - | | | | mansion, that are never used except for |
| 28 of my 48 articles have been published on | | | | status?)* The Positive and Healing Power of |
| other websites, and I thank all the website | | | | Humor; We all know that laughter is the best |
| owners for doing so.MY FUTURE ARTICLES | | | | medicine, and humor has so much therapeutic |
| INCLUDE:* Ten Easy Ways To Put Your Foot In | | | | value. (Maybe, humor will help to heal you, |
| Your Mouth: We all have a little experience | | | | Jer)* Do You Have an Imagination? Use it!; |
| at doing this, it's just that I have a little | | | | People have told me over the years, that I |
| more experience than most...so there!* | | | | have such an imagination. In this piece, I |
| Dealing With The Inevitable...DEATH! We're | | | | share with the reader, some of the wild and |
| all going to "kick the bucket," sooner or | | | | crazy things I've done over the years.* Is |
| later, so I've decided I would deal with it. | | | | America Becoming One Big Drunk Tank? I have |
| A celebration of life...I've listed all my | | | | two alcoholic brothers and one alcoholic |
| accomplishments in life, and now my legacy | | | | sister, and the more I watch the news, the |
| can be a reality. And, I'm not talking about | | | | more I see so many people who are having |
| money or material things here either!* The | | | | problems with alcohol and drugs. Leaders |
| Importance of Praise; When was the last time | | | | like judges; school administrators and |
| you got an "atta-boy" or an "atta-girl?" You | | | | teachers; news people and so forth. The |
| probably can't remember, right? I think | | | | headlines of the local newspaper (11/14/06) |
| praise is one of the most important things in | | | | reads: NEEDLESS TRAGEDY! That's where a man, |
| our culture, and there is not enough of it. | | | | who already had FIVE DWI's in other states, |
| Praise is especially important for children | | | | was going the wrong way on the highway, and |
| and young people.* Knock-knock...Who's | | | | killed 5 members of a family! Alcohol/drug |
| There?; Ideas don't make appointments or | | | | use in this country...A DISGRACE!* Can You |
| knock on your front door, either. Ideas come | | | | Trust Anyone Anymore? Over the years, I've |
| around when they want to...or they decide to | | | | been betrayed by friends, the people at the |
| play hooky and don't show up at all.* You | | | | VA who are supposed to help the veteran; |
| Can't Rush Creativity: I've been in the idea | | | | Board members at the singles club I belonged |
| business for a good part of my life, and in | | | | to; family members and even my own mother! |
| this article, I'll share with the reader, how | | | | From now, people will have to EARN my trust, |
| ideas came about, and how long they took to | | | | because I trust nobody anymore!* I'm Proud To |
| put in place, etc.* To All The Young People | | | | Be a Veteran! I served in the U.S. Air Force |
| Out There...Stay In School: This phrase is | | | | during the Viet Nam disgrace, and never went |
| on every page of my 200 page website, and it | | | | to Viet Nam. But, even so, I feel like I've |
| is my way of encouraging young people to stay | | | | done my tiny part in protecting and defending |
| in school. But, this article talks about the | | | | the Red, White and Blue, which is all of our |
| difficulties I had in school, and for the | | | | most important asset.* Falling On Hard Times: |
| student...nobody has promised any of us a | | | | SIX job layoffs over a decade; homeless (2 |
| rose garden.* Have You Ever Said Hello To An | | | | times); lived in a homeless shelter for 6 |
| Enema?; Years ago, I suffered from bleeding | | | | weeks; hospitalized for over 4 months; |
| ulcers, and I had to undergo some awful tests | | | | declared dis-abled by the VA and Social |
| to get well. In this piece, I talk candidly | | | | Security; lost all my possessions while in |
| about those awful tests, so the reader will | | | | the hospital; I was dis-connected from the |
| take care of himself or herself, so you won't | | | | Internet (website) from May, 2004 to |
| have have a plastic tube up your nose or | | | | November, 2006. So, I am now just getting |
| other places, etc.* Life In a Homeless | | | | back on my feet, and I'll talk about all this |
| Shelter; "It can't happen to me!" | | | | as I go along, etc.UPDATE: November, 20, |
| Yeah...right! I don't think the average | | | | 2006; This list will be updated as |
| American is afraid of hurricanes; | | | | required...and, as one article is written and |
| earthquakes; or even terrorists! I think | | | | headed for the land-fill...another article |
| American's are afraid of being homeless | | | | will take its place!Since I'm one of the |
| someday! And, it can happen to anyone as it | | | | smartest people in the world...I can write |
| happened to me. I lived in a homeless | | | | articles, on just about any subject until the |
| shelter for six weeks, and I describe what it | | | | cows come home! I KNOW EVERYTHING! If you |
| was like.* Building My Website...One Brick at | | | | don't believe me...take a look at my |
| a Time: Here, I talk about the planning and | | | | credentials below...Jerry Aragon; BS, MS, |
| building of my website, as first it is an | | | | Ph.D, MD, BLT, BMW, CCR, KFC, GMA, CBS, FDR, |
| entertainment site, to bring in | | | | LAX, VW...(Okay...Jer...okay...you're one of |
| visitors...and a business site will follow.* | | | | the smartest people in the world...enough |
| Getting My Confidence and Keeping It; Having | | | | already!) ``My Authors Den: Here you can see |
| high confidence is one of the most important | | | | where my articles have been published (25+ |
| things in my life. If my confidence is high, | | | | websites); and get the latest information on |
| I think can do almost anything! Lift tall | | | | my work. The humordoctormd Report (eNEWS) |
| buildings...I'm faster than a | | | | |
| locomotive...(you're loco alright!)* My | | | | Website name; humordoctormd; Over 200 |
| Integrity is NOT Negotiable!; There are | | | | colorful pages; over 500 graphics |
| those, who have lied and cheated their way | | | | |
| through life. I can't take money or material | | | | |
| things with my to the grave...but, I will | | | | |
| take my integrity with me.* Is Life Passing | | | | email; - Copyright; Jerry L. |